The
Romano Factor--
A peek inside the MD world
You
might think that being John Romano is all KY, cockrings, and fake moustaches...
but it's really not. I have a job that I hate, just like 99% of the
world. However, at my job, i get to carry a camera. So today, instead
of photographing my genitals and sending them to middle school girls,
I decided to take pics of my co-workers. Enjoy! -JR
My boss makes Joe Weider look like Ghandi on Prozac.
He's a sadistic A-hole.
Even Weider athletes
stop in for the Nubian buffet on Fridays.
Look, Paul Dillet is even dancing like Frankenstein!
Must not choke
her... must not choke her... wow, nice breasts...
I told you creatine
gives you puffy cheeks.
The company psychiatrist
didn't help very much.
I wear a mask
to pick up my paycheck.
I have problems
with ED, VD, and HPV too.
 
The playground
bully thing has only gotten worse over the years.
Despite what
Osama bin Nicholls tells you,
if you sacrifice your kidneys for the sport,
you will not get 70 fitness sluts in the next life.
No, really.
I fit the whole thermos in my anus.
No lie.
Training your
replacement is rough...
So
now you see what I have to put up with on a daily basis. Life ain't
so peachy. But at least I always know that whether I need to read some
hilarious witicisms, or just steal material for my column, I can always
count on
GetBig.com.
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